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Amy Fiorillo

Like two fish in a paper.

Amy Fiorillo (my ladylove) is a minor celebrity. It is my responsibility to manage this Internet fansite. Things you might not have known    •   Amy is the cutest girl in the world.    •   She is from Palisades Park, a town near (not holding) the famous amusement park.    •   She made me a tiramisu once.    •   She still likes television.    •   She can unwrap a Starburst with her tongue. (Take that, cherry stems.)    •   She can touch her toes, I think. (She tells me she has to bend her knees a little.)    •   She's never been the same since she spilled grape juice on her monkey slippers.    •   She was once a Poppy Girl in the Memorial Day parade.    •   Her people (I mean you, Old Silvio) know mozzarella.    •   In a point-to-point mall rally, she would beat Sébastien Loeb.    •   This page was made and uploaded with/out Amy’s knowledge or consent.

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