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An exclusive extract from The Matchbook Cookbook, the only guide to cooking meals and snacks with nothing more than a score of shitty cardboard safety matches on hand. Attention, bedsitters!
one whole egg yolk
three dashes Worcestershire sauce
two dashes malt vinegar
one dash it all
book of matches
Burn every bloody match you have held close to room-temperature egg. Crack uncooked whole egg yolk into a glass. Pepper. Add Worcestershire sauce and vinegar. Drink. Refuse to call it a prairie oyster.
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