These settings will make your browsing as authentic an Erik Kennedy experience as possible.

   resolution: X x X
   refresh: milk
   background: 'Deadbeat Club'
   browser: Fearfox
   numb lock: off
   buttons: supine; legs half-crossed, open, etc.
   updates: 12.00 to 4.00 (either)
   smoking/non-smoking: either
   enjoy: hot